So in honour of your birthday im going to relay my best joke....
A panda is on day release from the zoo. Like any good panda on day release from the zoo he is going to have a great day. So he decides to himself he is going to check in to a classy hotel and order some champagne and have a relaxing day without the constant stares from zoo-goers.
While waiting at the check in desk a cute blonde walks up to him and starts to proposition him. As the Panda hasnt had any loving for a while he decides what the heck im going to take her up on her offer.
They have a great evening where they have dinner and a few drinks and the panda seems charming and funny so the blonde decides to go back with him to his hotel room. The panda puts on some Barry White and they get down to the business....he eats shoots and leaves
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