When (my) work and intrepid journalism collide?

[space virgin]

So there I am, minding my own business reading the local alternative rag online. I click on the "Drunk of the Week" column because it's usually pretty entertaining. Lo and behold-- these guys applied for jobs with me a year or two ago. Maybe it's a good thing that they never ended up working! haha! (And for the record his real name is NOT "Chorizo".)