Ok, so I was in San Fran last week with my girlfriend, we were slowly making our way to LA where she had to catch a flight back to Brazil. We had been sleeping in my van all night and when the sun came up we decided to visit the beach for some pictures before finding a hotel room to freshin up. I pulled into Beach Park and noticed a nice spot behind another car right in the front, it was perfect.
Now let me explain something... I was being a bit risky considering I was driving on an expired DL
Ok I'll be honest, it is expired because it was suspended
and I cant get a new one.
So Samila (my girlfriend) had no idea how bad things were about to get. Upon returning to the van from the spot we were taking pictures I noticed that I was parked in a red, but I couldnt see it from the side, the saltwater had rubbed it off and it could only be seen from the top. Sure enough, as I closed the door in a frantic rush to move it, the officers driving past us looked me right in the eye as they exited the vehicle and asked me to get out. Samila thought I would get a quick ticket and be on our way. What she didnt know is that I was explaining that I was on an expired and suspendid DL. The cop was an asshole and let me know that as soon as they confirmed what I said, they would be arresting me and taking the van WITH EVERYTHING INSIDE IT including all of Samilas luggage, tickets etc. And she would be lost and completely clueless as to what to do, she didnt even know where she was, it was a nightmare. After a few minutes they get a response saying that the offense took place more than 3 years ago making it fall off my record
and I was simply driving on an expired. They then took my keys and handed them to Samila after they confirmed she had a DL from Brazil, and told us to be safe
OMG! When we got to the hotel we had great celebration sex
and then proceeded to act like tourist, visiting alcatraz and fishermans wharf.
I guess my advice is... its cool to travel rambo style
but dont be stupid, it can make a beautiful day dark in a hurry