I'd like to announce that we have our first break up on TP. Straight from his own mouth I see that Jake has been going on dates!!! CHEATER! :wacko: and with this info I've decided to call off the Engagement... there will no longer be an Elvis Themed Tpunk marriage in Las Vegas. All of your gifts will be returned to you and Jake will be paraded around the TPunk grounds naked while being beaten with rods for his infidelity...

thank you

:lol:

Ouch! Jake buddy what were you thinking, going on dates and compromising your engagement to such a wonderful girl (especially a girl that could get you in on a Maple Leafs game, if hockey exists again ever).

But in my friend, mic fiend's, defense, I must say it was just a casual date, nothing important. It was a friend he met, and they just went out for dinner. Nothing happened, and the whole time he talked of nothing but how wonderful you were. Really it wasn't even a date, it was just two friends, grabbing a bite to eat. I am sure.

Jake, you better send her some of her favorite flower buddy. Cause right now, you are in the
./--\.
:crybaby:

You guys. :rolleyes: Silly things.

AAAAAHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I am sorry sweetheart! The other girls meant nothing to me. The whole time i was thinking about how much better looking you are than her. Well I am guessing anyway. And sij is more right than he knows. She wants me for sure but I can NOT stand girls from this state!
It was a pity date. Being away from you for um well never meeting you drove me to have compassion on this poor girl.

But I wont beg darling. This song explains my feelings.

"Late one night I had a notion, an ephinany would be a better word.
So I stumbled in the dark down to the ocean.
And I pulled my broken heart out of the surf.
I had told her I did not have much to offer
And I told her I would treat her like a queen.
But I guess I wasn't worth what I would cost her.
So the night has brought me to this coral reef.

So down to the water I will come to raise for her this castle with my hands
and steal away before the morning sun cause I don't need her love to love her all I can. no noooo

So night on night and year on year well I worked until my hands no longer bled
and I let the ocean bear away my tears so she would know that I could love her best.
And a desert is just a sea without a shore
and a lonely man at worst is still a man
and I ain't gonna cry for her no more
cause I dont need her love to love her all I can.


I often dreamed I saw her face among the people who had come to see the coral fortress I had built.
But it may as well have been another seagull and the castle is there waiting for her still.

So down to the water I will come to wander through this castle on the sand
and steal away before the morning sun

Cause I dont need her love to love her all I can
I dont need her love to love her all I can No Noooo"

I dont need your love molson. But I want it. :kisscheek:

Oh god, puke. Get in the chatroom you bitch.

Well Jake, if Molson doesn't take ya back I guess you will just have to go back to the sperm bank donations. :no:

:lol: :lol:






p.s. im in the chat belle and you arent there.

So your saying I still got a chance.....

:crap:

Hey MolsonGirl! Forgive Jake... He is such a nice guy... He "almost" didn't cheat on you here in Fortaleza. He is the man every woman wants: Know how to cook, how to dance, how to wash clothes and clean the apartment... he is not alcoholic and he is happy most of the time. What else do you need girl? :thumbup:

fuck yeah!

you've just elevated your "in-the-joan-zone" status!

-HOLLA-

Ahem. There is still at least one more thing necessary to keep a girl happy.


Luv ya Joan! :kisscheek: I'm blushing, really!

Yes steph, we know that. you talk about it all the time... like a lost puppy you are. :kisscheek:

I meant


I meant



A rapier wit! Who could live with an idiot who can do housework? :kisscheek:

Yeah wittiness is good.

But if you want housework done... that is doable.. I can help you clean out some cobwebs. :wub:

Hah. I could give you a job right now in that case.

Hmmm.... does it pay well?

It pays in the warm fuzzies you get from a job well done. Lots of manual labor though.

warm fuzzies huh? Well I am good at manual labor... I have done a lot of it in my life. Any other benefits?

we've so hijacked this thread.

other benefits. sure. what were you looking for?