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Old 06-11-2004, 02:46 AM   #41
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ok ok

One day the bear and the Bunny were walking through the forest when they stumbled upon A MAGICLE POND , and in this MAGICLE POND was the MAGICLE TALKING FROG!!! the MAGICLE TALKING FROG said : "hello i'm a MAGICLE TALKING FROG, and i can grant you three WISHES each" The MAGICLE TALKING FROG exlcaimed. The Bear and the Bunny looked at each other, and then at the mushro-MAGICLE TALKING FROG and agreed to talk the MAGICLE TALKING FROG on it's offer, the bear decided to go first "I wish i was the most beutiful bear in the entire world" the MAGICLE TALKING FROG said that would be trickey, but then KeeerrrrBLAMMI and there the bear was, stunning
The bunny asked "could i have a motocycle helmat please?" "what thats it, just the helmat?" asked the MAGICLE TALKING FROG the rabbit said yes so he was given the helmat with a SWOOSHHH
The bears second wish that all the OTHER bears in the forest were attractive LADY bears and whith a ** WOLF WHISTLE ** IT CAME TRUE,
THE RABBITS SECOND WISH WAS THAT"i would like a real fast moped that could out run any thing" and with SPARKLE TINSEL FROW LAST YEARS CHRISTMAS OFFICE PARTY the moped appeared, the bears third and final wish Was that all the beutiful female Bears of the world should come to his forest to make love to him at least once and with a ALLAKAZAM the wish was granted

NOW THE rabbit "MAGICLE TALKING FROG you have been very good to me and Bear so now for my final wish..... eh hem......
......
......I WISH THE BEAR WAS GAY" VOOM VOOM VOOM
and with a big POOF the bear was gay
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Old 07-14-2004, 02:38 PM   #42
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This had me on my ass (watch out for the load time though...yikes...)
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:39 AM   #43
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Dude, Rozza, I've seen that thing before.... Its hilarious.

I like the French people.
(And the part where California breaks off to hang out with Hawaii)

Great.
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Old 07-16-2004, 04:15 AM   #44
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I love that hotdog joke - but i remember it with a SECOND punchline ....

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what did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog selling guy?

make me one with everything


So the hot dog vendor hands the monk the hot dog and says "That will be four dollars."
The monk hands him a twenty dollar bill, and the hot dog vendor puts in in his pocket.
The monk asks, "Hey, where's my change?"
The hot dog vendor smailes and says "Change comes from within."
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Old 07-16-2004, 04:44 AM   #45
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^hahaha classic, it sounds as if some one is as tight as a ducks arse
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tight........as a duck's arse.........oh dear

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Gwyneth Paltrow just gave birth to a girl and named it....Apple.
i know a girl whose last name is Sider. apparently, her father wanted to name her Apple...thank god someone talked him out of that...

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windowlicker by aphex twins is great! also, my red hot car by squarepusher.*
both of those songs are quite wonderful. Flim is one of my favorite aphex twin songs, but then again i think that one is everyone's favorite.

the Amish drive-by shooting this is great.

and, Rozza, that end of the world thing is effing hilarious!!!! w00t!
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By the way, guys, IT'S MY BIRFDAY!!!!

yay for me!

haha sorry, it's 8 am and i've only slept a half an hour. i should probably hit the sack but i'm having too much fun on tpunk! i'm wired!
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[quote]Here is my ramble: why is it that so many celebrities give their children such different (ie ridiculous) names? Is it that they somehow make so much money that having a more traditional name is not good enough? Their children need to be easily distinguishable when you hear their name? I just don't understand.

its not just celebrities u2 i unfortunantly have the first name of BRILEY i have never in my life met anyone as the same christian name as my own!!!!!
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Old 07-26-2004, 04:02 AM   #49
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Because celebs are stupid shallow money orientated idiots, or they might just want a grooOOooovy name for there child.
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