European females traveling to florida

[beergal]

not only am i a hore but i'm also poor

and a poet and stright

and unless im missing the point you also have appaling grammar lol

[voyd]

Originally posted by simply_angelic@Apr 15 2005, 08:15 PM
That man looks like he would have you workin into the wee hours of the night (or morning.....or hell just all day/night* long)...if u know what i mean...*

Actually, isn't the man of steel also faster than a speeding bullet?

[kingcrazylegs]

I always wonder if guys like this actually think someone is going to jump on the offer

[pjmacca]

Hell nothing ventured nothing gained I say

to be honest I just traveled a little down the wet coast or did I mean West Coast USA and I swear I bumped into, in the best possible way a least 5 girls there that (no disrispect, but American) and man they swalled everything, mm hang on I mean as in believed, okay and in everyway, but these lovely ladies were great dont get me wrong, they just believed everything, from my fake leg, (too knackered to dance) to a buddies tall tales, and when he told them his name was charlie I nearly wet myself, I leave the reat to you all, but as for this dude trying to woo the ladies into his passion flat, just imagine,

A. he was Bill Gates only long lost love child, and a close genes thing with King Dong

B. He is the guy you chat to next week in the bar, looking totally drained and about to colapse after having a bus load of grannies ask him to accomodate their cheeleading Team of nymphamaniac granddaughters, and how he was there escaping this terrible fate (for 10 minutes) hehehe

anyway, above all I think he's okay, as look at the great comments to be made...... ps Cheers to all those in the states on the West Coast, It was amazing the people and the dog that decided English guys, are like a rare steak, and sure the ladies with him told him to do it, lol, looked like a freak I jumped back into about 6 people on the beach front, mmm cauesed a pile up, 3 buggies, two bikes, 4 people, 1 dog, get this a lizard......... who the f** walks a lizard...

[LittleMiss1565]

Umm...

If there are any hot musicians in Scandanavia looking for a 24-year-old Czech/hispanic/black/Irish/Choctaw/Turkish female to stay at their place for free in exchange for being a muse, oracle, dog walker, taxidermist, whatever then I'm your gal!

[omisan]

LittleMiss - I think Erlend Oye's your man!



Ok, despite his goofy looks, the guy is a brilliant musician!

[The Monsignor]

Wow dude... creepy!

Hard to believe with a handle like that, the babes aren't just slobbering all over him. I was thinking about putting up a transparent desperate plea for booty myself:

Homeless vagabond, clean-cut, showers occasionally... Seeking place to crash, must have lots of munchies and a fully stocked bar. Will have sex for food...

Think it's subtle enough?

[Joker]

No, Monsignor, that isn't desperate. Desperate would be mine. :D But since we're offering I'll leave my note here.


Slightly paunchy mid-20's white guy that can cook, clean, play every Skynyrd song on the guitar and has most of his bad habits in check looking for female for purposes of carnal knowledge. Must enjoy meaningful overnight relationships.

Has all his shots, but isn't house/paper trained yet. Has uncanny knack for never putting the seat down, and farting in delicate social situations where it would be innappropriate.

Is willing to travel for purposes of beer and/or sex. Is not above selling his soul for a cheese sammich.



Better? Come to think of it, I don't think its that desperate-sounding. Hell, I can hear the ladies queueing now!