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04-14-2005, 01:31 PM
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Hi Ladies,
If you are a cute European female traveling to Fort Lauderdale and you want a place to hang out for free, look me up! I'm 39, single black male, 5'8" 165 ... I live very close to the beach/main party area of fort lauderdale, florida. If you are not shy and like black guys, email me at BlkSteelInFL4WF@aol.com.
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04-14-2005, 01:58 PM
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Good. GRIEF. 
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04-14-2005, 02:01 PM
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“Life is too short to spend it doing something you don't like... if your passion is selling surfboards by the sea, then that is where you should be.”
-My Dad
"Do we really want to travel in hermetically sealed popemobiles through the rural provinces of France, Mexico and the Far East, eating only in Hard Rock Cafes and McDonalds? Or do we want to eat without fear, tearing into the local stew, the humble taqueria's mystery meat, the sincerely offered gift of a lightly grilled fish head? I know what I want. I want it all. I want to try everything once."
-Anthony Bourdain
“If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea what popular Turkish music is like.”
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"The older I get the less likely I feel I will ever figure my life out... I think that might be okay though"
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04-14-2005, 02:07 PM
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Yoda
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04-14-2005, 02:09 PM
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04-14-2005, 04:11 PM
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04-14-2005, 09:15 PM
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You give me the most gorgeous sleep That I've ever had And when it's really bad I guess it's not that bad
Have some general questions such as whether or not to get a rail pass or how much money you'll need? Visit here!
First time travelers/travelers with a lot of questions - this forum is for you![b]
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04-15-2005, 04:57 AM
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You know it is real unfortunate that he is only looking for European Women, because it just so happens that I know a bus of cheerleaders from Vancouver that were really looking to stay with a middle age black man they didn't know when they went to south beach this summer....oh well I guess they'll find some other place... 
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“Life is too short to spend it doing something you don't like... if your passion is selling surfboards by the sea, then that is where you should be.”
-My Dad
"Do we really want to travel in hermetically sealed popemobiles through the rural provinces of France, Mexico and the Far East, eating only in Hard Rock Cafes and McDonalds? Or do we want to eat without fear, tearing into the local stew, the humble taqueria's mystery meat, the sincerely offered gift of a lightly grilled fish head? I know what I want. I want it all. I want to try everything once."
-Anthony Bourdain
“If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea what popular Turkish music is like.”
-Bill Bryson
"The older I get the less likely I feel I will ever figure my life out... I think that might be okay though"
-Me
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04-15-2005, 05:51 AM
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It's a nerd, it's a flame, is this our mystery Black Man of Steel here?  Well, HUNK-A HUNK-A BURNIN' LAVA! 
 Ok, easy now, ladies - TAKE A # BEYOTCHES!!! 
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04-15-2005, 08:18 AM
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I've informed the Irish Countrywomans Association over 50's knitting club and their on their way. 
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04-15-2005, 09:32 AM
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I've informed the Irish Countrywomans Association over 50's knitting club and their on their way.*
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ha ha my friend cat's mum belongs to one of those in kilkenny!
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04-15-2005, 09:34 AM
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Originally posted by beergal1@Apr 15 2005, 11:31 AM
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I've informed the Irish Countrywomans Association over 50's knitting club and their on their way.*
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ha ha my friend cat's mum belongs to one of those in kilkenny!
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Ha Ha I thought that he was making that up... ha ha
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My Flickr Stream
“Life is too short to spend it doing something you don't like... if your passion is selling surfboards by the sea, then that is where you should be.”
-My Dad
"Do we really want to travel in hermetically sealed popemobiles through the rural provinces of France, Mexico and the Far East, eating only in Hard Rock Cafes and McDonalds? Or do we want to eat without fear, tearing into the local stew, the humble taqueria's mystery meat, the sincerely offered gift of a lightly grilled fish head? I know what I want. I want it all. I want to try everything once."
-Anthony Bourdain
“If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea what popular Turkish music is like.”
-Bill Bryson
"The older I get the less likely I feel I will ever figure my life out... I think that might be okay though"
-Me
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04-15-2005, 09:59 AM
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You know what this guys got a good thing going, I’m actually inspired.
If there are any rich young dumb nymphomaniacs out their and you want to come to Austin, I have a place for you to stay  men need not apply! Unless they are really rich, but I'm talking like Bill Gates rich.
Any way e mail me back at I_never_get_laid_ever@aol.com
And voyd that was some funny shit!
But seriously dude, I think you really missed the point of this site.
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04-15-2005, 10:15 AM
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Yoda
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Sadly, he's not the first genius to try this. And no, I don't think he's ever going to come back again or bother reading these replies, lol. 
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04-15-2005, 10:26 AM
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^I thought that as well that it why he included his e-mail
so... in the word of omid SPAM HIM
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My Flickr Stream
“Life is too short to spend it doing something you don't like... if your passion is selling surfboards by the sea, then that is where you should be.”
-My Dad
"Do we really want to travel in hermetically sealed popemobiles through the rural provinces of France, Mexico and the Far East, eating only in Hard Rock Cafes and McDonalds? Or do we want to eat without fear, tearing into the local stew, the humble taqueria's mystery meat, the sincerely offered gift of a lightly grilled fish head? I know what I want. I want it all. I want to try everything once."
-Anthony Bourdain
“If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea what popular Turkish music is like.”
-Bill Bryson
"The older I get the less likely I feel I will ever figure my life out... I think that might be okay though"
-Me
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04-15-2005, 10:27 AM
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???? uhh i have no Idea why it is their twice but.... uh yeah I was just making sure that if you missed it the first time you would get a chance to read it again... yeah that's it..... 
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My Flickr Stream
“Life is too short to spend it doing something you don't like... if your passion is selling surfboards by the sea, then that is where you should be.”
-My Dad
"Do we really want to travel in hermetically sealed popemobiles through the rural provinces of France, Mexico and the Far East, eating only in Hard Rock Cafes and McDonalds? Or do we want to eat without fear, tearing into the local stew, the humble taqueria's mystery meat, the sincerely offered gift of a lightly grilled fish head? I know what I want. I want it all. I want to try everything once."
-Anthony Bourdain
“If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea what popular Turkish music is like.”
-Bill Bryson
"The older I get the less likely I feel I will ever figure my life out... I think that might be okay though"
-Me
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04-15-2005, 07:16 PM
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The " ... " queen of TP!
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first of all, how has a spammer's post become such a large topic? craziness....
secondly.....(sorry ted, but.....wow....)
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men need not apply! Unless they are really rich, but I'm talking like Bill Gates rich.
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this just made me laugh
i love how u actually left the option open for men....... Ive learned so much about you today 
and thirdly VOYD! that man is H-O-T... HOT!!!!!!! I would never have the strength to refuse that! That man looks like he would have you workin into the wee hours of the night (or morning.....or hell just all day/night long)...if u know what i mean... 
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GO CANADA!!!!
If you walk backwards, you'll find out that you can go forward and people won't know if you're coming or going.
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
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Countries I've Visited: Austria, Botswana, Canada, Costa Rica, Democratic Republic of the Congo, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, Italy. Malawi, Mexico, Portugal, Rwanda, South Africa, Spain, Taiwan, Tanzania, Uganda, USA, UK, Vatican City, Zambia
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04-15-2005, 07:27 PM
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Originally posted by simply_angelic@Apr 16 2005, 02:15 AM
That man looks like he would have you workin into the wee hours of the night (or morning.....or hell just all day/night* long)...if u know what i mean...*
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If by "workin" you mean simultaneously laughing uncontrollably and hugging a toilet to contain the spew, well, I agree. 
(yes, Laura, I know you're kidding.)
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04-15-2005, 08:32 PM
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The " ... " queen of TP!
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lol, i knew that by leaving it so open ended someone would respond as such. Just din know they would be so quick SV! And I think we can all say that.....
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GO CANADA!!!!
If you walk backwards, you'll find out that you can go forward and people won't know if you're coming or going.
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
-James Dean
Countries I've Visited: Austria, Botswana, Canada, Costa Rica, Democratic Republic of the Congo, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, Italy. Malawi, Mexico, Portugal, Rwanda, South Africa, Spain, Taiwan, Tanzania, Uganda, USA, UK, Vatican City, Zambia
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04-16-2005, 01:13 AM
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