My Godmother got me a great Swiss Army Knife for Christmas....thought it would be useful for traveling.
However, looking at the diagram of the knife, there are 35 different features on the thing. I can only find like....6 of them!! Where are all these little hidden features that this dork can't find?!? I'm such a nerd with this outdoorsy stuff. I can find the totally obvious ones like the big knife, the corkscrew, the can opener, the scissors....ummm.....not much else! I think I need a swiss army knife class...
Any tips/hints/general making fun of me is welcomed...