Crazy/Awesome Dreams
 

so djphatmatt inspired this thread with his other thread about vivid backpacking dreams that turned into a thread about crap co-workers, but i wanted to start one about any crazy or awesome or crazy-awesome dreams that youve had. they can be recurring ones or one-timers that you remember well, or even nightmares . . . any ramblings of the unconcious/subconcious mind will be accepted here!

I will start off with two.

1. This one is a recent one-timer but i hope it will be a recurring one cause it was pretty kickass!

So I was running from some werewolves and had locked myself into my car to escape their vicious pursuit, when I see this glowing man approaching my car in the night. Its Jesus, and he kinda blesses me and hands me some weapons. Then we take off together to hunt down some of those hellish abominations. Its a Zack-Jesus team-up hunting for werewolves!

2. This second one is a recurring dream, about once every few months for the last few years.

In this one, I start out as Batman driving the Batmobile. Im driving across this grassy plateau like someone's chasing me only Im not sure who. Up ahead is a cliff with an ocean below it (think white cliffs at dover) and Im forced to drive off the cliff and eject. I float down with a parachute into the water, watching the Batmobile blow up on impact. Once in the water, i make my way to the beach. As i walk out of the surf and onto the sand, I straighten out my tuxedo and adjust my bowtie: I am now James Bond. Despite coming out the water, my tux is completely dry and my shoes shiny. And then I wake up. Not much real action, but I get to be two of my heroes (fictional ones, anyway) in the same dream.

Ok, guys. Lets hear some good ones! I know we got some with the crowd around these pages!


ZACK

So this isnt a backpacking dream, but I thought it was kind of cool, at the restaurant I now work at do9wntown toronto I am actually the only person there who only speaks one language fluently (how sad is that? I'm going to have to buck up man) and one night they seemed to talk a great deal in their other languages more than usual (in particular those fluent in spanish) and I ended up dreaming in spanish. Weird eh?

I have freaky dreams the whole time, some that are really vivid and leave me with a horrible feeling of dread in the mornings. And they never make complete sense, there is always someone there who really couldn't possibly be, or I'm in a place that doesn't actually look a thing like the place it is.

I had one recently where I was in Birmingham, except it looked more like the middle of the Yorkshire moors, and there was a plane in the sky, and a blimp as well. The blimp got in the path of the plane, so the plane did a kind of loop-the-loop, but then it nose-dived into the ground. Then suddenly I'm in a tent trying to phone the police and an ambulance, but it's the American emergency services I'm talking to. I'm trying to explain to them that there's been a plane crash in Halesowen (an area of Birmingham that I've never actually been to!) but they just couldn't understand me!

Anyway, so I have weird dreams like this all the time. It completely freaks me out!

My dreams are normally about people trying to kill me, or sex, or both.

I've had dreams about vampire hunting, lightsaber duels, killing zombies with swords, shooting imperial probe droids, dancing with Han Solo, car chases, Max Payne/computer game dreams, throwing molotov cocktails at tanks, running through dark corridors and all that jazz. I won't go into much detail. :p

Yarrrr!
When I twas a lad, I had a dream that there be music coming from the attic of me landlubbin parents home. I snuck into thee garage, where they be keepin their land-ships, and pulled down the ladder to the attic. As I popped my head up I saw before me the entire cast of the Care-Bears, a ninja outfit that brainwashes the children, the care-bears grabbed me a tied me to a chair. They began with the accusations, asking me why I had stopped watchin their program, the music had stopped and everyone had some turrible looks on their faces.

I woke up knowing that the care-bears are evil beyond evil.

How glad am I that today is now the 20th, therefore it is no longer a requirement for Jake to talk like an idiot... um, I mean a pirate?!

if ye be perferin lass, i can start typin like dis everday o thee week!

Aye, tis a better way to be typing

--Joey