“Life is too short to spend it doing something you don't like... if your passion is selling surfboards by the sea, then that is where you should be.”
"Do we really want to travel in hermetically sealed popemobiles through the rural provinces of France, Mexico and the Far East, eating only in Hard Rock Cafes and McDonalds? Or do we want to eat without fear, tearing into the local stew, the humble taqueria's mystery meat, the sincerely offered gift of a lightly grilled fish head? I know what I want. I want it all. I want to try everything once."
“If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea what popular Turkish music is like.” -Bill Bryson
"The older I get the less likely I feel I will ever figure my life out... I think that might be okay though"