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Old 09-01-2004, 11:27 AM   #1
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Probably the most useful phrasebook ever:

http://www.yamara.com/axe/index.html
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......hope I never have to use these.............
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Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!
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you guys are the best!!!
you can always make me laugh!!!
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you gotta love the internet. Connecting strange people all over the world! yay!
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LMAO bgirl thats one of the first phrases in portugese i learned LMAO!!! I was a little mentally disturbed at the time and all the brazilian guys that were teaching me called me assasino pisicopata... and that i killed people by putting axes in their heads... (i had a HUGE double bladed axe stuck in the wall in my room...)

Ah working at camp...good times... good times...
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Originally posted by simply_angelic@Sep 1 2004, 07:17 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......hope I never have to use these.............
well if you can say that in that situation your very very lucky - or REEEAALLL SLOW thanks Omi i can give a diagnostic to any one now!!! [traslate to language]Doc: Whats wrong with your stomach? Me: OH MY GOD!!! THERES AN AXE IN MY HEAD!!! Doc: OH-Kay....

continue....

or just leave me muttering
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That's funny. Have you guys ever seen I think it is the Lonely Planet's phrase guidebooks in various languages? This girl in Spain had the Spanish one, and there are all kinds of useful sections. The funniest is the sex section, so you can whip out the book while you're going at it and tell the local to "touch me here" or "that feels good" or whatever. LOL
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¡Agujero incorrecto!
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So Jake... 4 days until Brazil right? Are u excited???

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LMAO bgirl thats one of the first phrases in portugese i learned LMAO!!! I was a little mentally disturbed at the time and all the brazilian guys that were teaching me called me assasino pisicopata... and that i killed people by putting axes in their heads...
... But I have a question for you...Are you sure you wanna meet me? I don't think It's safe to meet an assasino psicopata!!! And I don't wish to have an axe in my head! So if you promisse you won't bring your axe to Brazil... We can plan a meeting!
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OK no axes! I promise! and yes I cannot wait!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!
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Hehehehehhehh!

Oh mon Dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tête!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wow...

I was just looking at the bibliography for the phrase in Klingon...

I thought I was wasting my life on the internet.... These guys are good at it!
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA KLINGON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN YET, GOD BLESS THE NET AND ITS HARDCORES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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has any one looked at the Ape to english dictionary?
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haha that's awesome
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¡Oh Dios mío! ¡Tengo un hacha en la cabeza!
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wahahahaha

elohim! yesh garzen be rosh sheli!



there's actually a lot of ways to say that in Hebrew...

that's rich...I'll use that one in class later.
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k:-O
Funny stuff. I'm going to say that in my Chinese class and see if anybody understands me.
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Well, next time I am on the Klingon homeworld I will at least have 1 thing to say.
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