Ok, so I am going to Florence and Naples during the late spring, and I am learning some basic Italian on my own. I think I have the little things down (how to politely ask for a room, a menu, a table, and so forth). I was wondering if someone could translate the following:
"Excuse me, sir, my ass is not a hand- hold."
"My breasts do not have the sports pages tattooed on them."
These were once two phrases that came in handy on a couple of occassions in France (at a bar... with alcohol... and there was grabbing). Thank you.