I'm a stupid stupid head
Wow I am totally walking around reminding myself in amazement that yes I am in england, and I am not an aupair anymore, and this is real. Crazy.But I find a day is not quite complete without revelaing embarrassing things about oneself. I caught a plane from Amsterdam to Bristol yesterday. And... well... firstly I was overweight. I had thrown out so much crap and had a shoulder bag and 1 item of carry on luggage crammed full. But was still overweight with my backpack, which was absolutely stuffed to full capacity, almost as tall as me, and overbalancing me everytime I took a step so I was swaying this way and that. But they didn't care! They didn't even mention it, I just noticed the weight when I put it on the scales. So cheers easyjet.So when I was going through the security check, which at schipol is bizarrely right before your gate, way after passport control and stuff... firstly, I grabbed a bunch of ziplock bags. Sweet! But anyway, my bag goes through and they pull it to the side and ask me if I can open it. Um... okay... is there anything in particular wrong? "Oh,he just saw something he couldn't recognise..maybe a stanley knife or something" Oh shiiiiiiiit... I HOPE that isn't in there. But he was pulling stuff out, searching, and marvelling at how full it was... and.. well... he didn't find that. Oh no. There was just a WHOLE PACKET of stanley knife blades!!!! And that is why I am a stupid stupid head. And I didn't even get to hijack the plane or slit anyone's throats because then he confiscated them. It was a really nice pack too. Darn.And this is how you know you have a travelpunk addiction. Ah well, the internet is free at this library and I am just enjoying relaxing and being unemployed. And hearing english!
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