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Old 06-27-2008, 08:36 AM   #1
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Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary has flown into a storm after boasting about low fares and free sex on a new service.

The airline chief told a stunned audience that his Transatlantic business fliers would pay between £3,160 and £3,950 for “beds and blowjobs”.


Answering a question during a whistlestop tour of three airports in Germany, O’Leary, 47, said: “In economy it will be very cheap fares, we say about e10 (£7.90).


“And in business class it will be beds and blowjobs. In business, it will all be free – including the blowjobs.”


His comments shocked Anja Seugling, Ryanair’s sales and marketing manager for Germany, Switzerland and Austria, who was translating his answers.


She began to choke on her glass of water when O’Leary asked: “Surely you have a word for blowjobs in German?”


O’Leary, who has a fiery reputation, then poked fun when told there was no word for “blowjob”, saying: “Terrible sex life in Germany.”


An airline spokesman yesterday confirmed O’Leary’s comments. He said: “The working title for the business class service is ‘Beds and Blowjobs’.”


In business class it will be beds and blowjobs


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But one family campaigner stormed: “Whether Mr O’Leary was joking or not, he should not be talking about an airline as if it’s some kind of cheap brothel. Many people will be offended by the coarse remark, especially family people.”


Ryanair will carry 52million passengers on 711 routes across 26 European countries this year.
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yet another reason to fly ryanair
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:58 AM   #3
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That is too funny !
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I saw this a few days ago, he's either a nutcase or a genius. It's a fine line.

Either way he's well known for his audacity.
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I guess he's intending of having a 100% male clientele... Guess we'll have to fly with easyjet.
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Answering a question during a whistlestop tour of three airports in Germany, O’Leary, 47, said: “In economy it will be very cheap fares, we say about e10 (£7.90).
That's the bit that excited me the most, I don't care what else is going on in other parts of the plane if I can fly to the USA for £7.90!
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ha the flight attendants must be shitting their pants. They have a large workload ahead of them!
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I was watching this on http://www.consumerist.com the other day (good site - good airline info, btw).

I LOVE: "There's no German for blowjob!?!" How about your translator is trying to maintain a modicum of class at a press conference...
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By the way, the literal translation is Blasen Sie Aufgabe
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I was watching this on http://www.consumerist.com the other day (good site - good airline info, btw).
I saw it on Consumerist as well. Great site.
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And you wonder where he gets the ideas from..

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A SAUCY stewardess is putting the thrills in no-frills airline Ryanair — by moonlighting as a PORN star.

Edita Schindlerova, 22, secretly appears in X-rated movies when not serving drinks on flights.
Ryanair girl Edita is secret porn star | The Sun |News
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10 Euros for a transatlantic flight? Maybe the blowjobs will be free since it will be the economy passengers giving them to keep the cheap price.
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10 Euros for a transatlantic flight? Maybe the blowjobs will be free since it will be the economy passengers giving them to keep the cheap price.
Who do you gotta blow to get a cheap flight around here??
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ryanair is the choice of Chuck Norris
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