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Disclaimer: while I had two drinks about two or more hours ago, this is not a drunk post, unfortunately. The adrenaline has burned it all out of my system.

I went out to a pub tonight with some girl friends. While there, I politely declined a drink from an attractive, mid-20's guy. A while later I went out to the car to grab something, and this dude comes up behind me and sticks his hand up my skirt!!! Not only did he get his hand up my skirt, but he managed to get passed my underwear and put his slimy fingers on the Real Me. I saw red, and, well... I immediately plowed my fist into his face.

Now I can think back on it (all of two hours ago or whatever it was) and remember how satisfying the sound and feel of his nose crunching under my fist was, and the sight of his bloody face as he scrambled to his car, cursing me out the entire way. I called 911 and reported him as a suspected drunk driver and gave his license plate number, since the area is almost always crawling with cops. I'm having gleeful fantasies about him getting pulled over and having to explain his bloody, broken nose.

Right. So I'm just gonna go take about 10 scalding hot showers and contemplate sticking my finger down my throat.

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peenkfloeed

Sorry to hear about your misfortune, but glad as hell to hear that you punched the crap out of him and then called the cops.

Rozza

shit, you ok sv?

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wong name

that would be a perfect example of the pharse ------ " shit happens" sorry it happens but at least u got a good wack in....my problem in the bars is girls push me outta the way------it doesnt hurt me, but it bothers me that they simply cant go around me........and its happening more and more--------these are girls i dont know......and there trying to get to the bar or the door

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U2fan

Damn SV! That's like something out of a bad movie! Sorry to hear that...What the hell is wrong with people sometimes

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kingcrazylegs

Damn that sucks! We need a Tpunk hitman At least you held your own

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beergal

remind me not to stick my hand up yr skirt when we meet ha ha

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TheJake

HE DEFILED MY JEANIE! bastard.... you shoulda gave him a swift slash at the balls. I suggest you start carrying a ball-cutting dagger.

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bellelass

Jesus Christ! We DO need a tp hit man... I'm sorry jeanie, thats so shitty.

Where does one find a ball cutting dagger?

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kingcrazylegs

Where is Lorraine Bobbit? I am sure she has a few "ball cutting daggers", and would make an ideal snipman!

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kingcrazylegs

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simply_angelic

motha f*cka!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you were wearing jabby rings w/ prickly things poking out of them so that your punch was even more worthwhile. ....honestly, we need to market some of these ball cutting daggers as part of the "TP protection plan" our motto:

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glorious_day

awwww....... shit. people. i am still amazed even after all the crap i've seen them do and actually experienced. i'm so sorry to hear about that stuff happening to damn cool ladies like you, space. obviously you are a strong chica who's completely able to hold her own B) , but why do we have to be like that in the first place? 'cause people like mr. grabby mc grab grab can unfortunately be all too common, in one form or another.

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pinion

Thats terrible SV!!

Good to hear you got a good shot in at him though!!! I'm sure he'll think twice before messing around with a Tpunk chick again!

I hope you're ok

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voyd

WOW!

That is just CRAZY! WTF??? What's up with all the psychos up there lately? I think Seattle is going to surpass Waco as home for Wackos soon! Well, only difference is that most of ours are locals - but yours are out-of-towners, I guess.

Anyways, you handled that perfectly and taught him a good lesson I hope he won't soon forget. Ya, u go grrl!

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worldwidemike

Hope you're okay, now, SV. Glad to hear you whacked him a good one. With any luck, he's got a painful doctor bill to go with his bleeding schnozz.

'Course, if you REALLY wanted to nail him, you could always charge him with sexual assault...you've got the number of his car...you can identify him...and your friends at the bar can back up your story.

Now a day in court would be the perfect lesson for the lecherous asshole...

Take care, SV...

worldwidemike

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Bgirl

ARRRGGG This guy is disgusting!

I hope you're ok SV.

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my retro career

Damn...sorry to hear about your bad experience SV.

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kingcrazylegs

Well SV, looking on the bright side of things, 4 good things have happened out of this experience:

1. you got tons of Tpunkers backing you and give you mad support
2. you gave the guy a good lick'n
3. you are now the Tpunk hitman (right guys!)(and I think your title should offically be changed to Tpunk Hitman)
4. we all talked about ball snipping

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space virgin

hey guys-- thanks for all the words of support. Normally I wouldn't take pleasure in someone else's pain, but in this case... Even though he wasn't a big guy, he was still way bigger than me, and I have to admit it was fun to see his head snap back and watch him fall against a parked car. B)

voyd: yeah, most of the crazies seem to be out of towners (or at least the psychos I interview for work are.) I don't know about this motherfucker though-- he just looked like a regular young guy hanging out at a pub with his buddies on a Friday night. But now I'm sure as hell glad I didn't accept his offer of a drink!!

That was a pub I haven't been to before and y'all can bet your asses that I won't be going back again.

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