If i had the time and money...
This road trip would start in Toronto, cause thats where I am, and head North East to Montreal for an authentic Poutine on skates. Then I'd out East to Newfieland for some Lobster and drink some Screech. I'd then drive down to New York and eat a giant rat, or maybe get something at a famous deli then scream something profane from a very tall building. Then I'd drive to philadelphia and eat a cheese steak. Then I'd go ring the Liberty Bell (or is that Pittsburgh), followed by grits in Tennessee. Then Florida for some Key lime pie in the Keys, and possibly alligator wresling. Soon after I'd head West for a massive steak in Texas and Id buy a gun to shoot in the air.
After that I'd go to Albequerque and do something Bugs never did...turn left. After turning left I'd go to Mexico and eat a taco. Then Id stop by Phoenix cause Jake's all by himself out there and I might bump into Gretzky. Then Id go to California and try to surf and maybe get into a turf war with other surfers...surf and turf war?...
Then I'd go to Vegas and get married and hang out with Grissom. After solving crimes I'll need a tasty beverage, where better than Seattle for a Starbucks? Then I'd go to Vancouver and make fun of Canuck's fans. Then id start heading back East, stopping in Alberta for another steak, to compare against Texas, then maybe ride a cow. Through Saskatchewan I'd eat a lot of wheat based items and hang out at a corner gas station. A quick jaunt Southwards for a Chicago pizza or hotdog, or possibly hot dog wrapped in pizza. Then its back to Toronto for a tasty burger, an overpriced beer and a Leafs game.
Oh itd be the best trip ever
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