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Old 08-19-2005, 10:33 AM   #1
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Wanna use urinals just like the lads? Try the Sweet Pee.

No, really...
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No! My SweetPee is flexible and rests near your body, while your hands shape it like a funnel to direct the flow into the bowl
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these things are so difficult to use they are well known over here on the british festival circuit
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Oh yeah, I've seen those for hard-core hiking/backpacking expeditions. Seems like more trouble than it's worth to me.
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why buy one - they would be easy enough to make at home
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why make one when you can do it with just your fingers?


Finger-assist method
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The shower or bathtub is a good place to begin. (By the way, contrary to what you may have been told by family and friends, a healthy person’s urine is STERILE as it leaves their body. Once outside the body, airborne bacteria can contaminate it fairly soon, so be sure to rinse the shower or bathtub surfaces with fresh water)
Don’t expect to master this skill on your first attempt. After you’ve practiced a few times, you should see some improvement. (aim for the drain)

1. Wash or wipe your hands clean with a moist towellette.
2. Adjust clothing. Pants should be pulled down in front a few inches. Skirts should be lifted. Underwear should be pulled down at the waistband or move the fabric at the crotch to one side.
3. Wipe your labia area clean.
4. Using either hand, make a “V” with your first and second finger and spread the inside of your labia minora. (the INNER lips) Beginners may want to try using the fingers from both hands for better control.
5. Lift to the desired angle, then pee. (If you don’t spread and lift, it could run down your leg.)
6. Wipe your labia if necessary.
7. Wash your hands and you’re done!


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OMG!! adam for someone who is traveling Europe you have way too much time on your hands
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Jeeeebus, no wonder I always get a squirt in the face!
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Jeeeebus, no wonder I always get a squirt in the face!*
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in my more drunken days, i used to fold a piece of cardboard (beer box would do) and into a "V" and use that at outside parties. otherwise you might pee all over yourself in your drunken state.
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I can't recall all the times I've had to use the great outdoors during drunken fits, whether it was on the ride home or an outdoor party. I was never creative enough to do that though SD! Great idea - I'd always just brace against a tree...
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this thread is fucking hillarous! ahahah!
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never pee'd outside...okay well once when I was 7 on a camping trip but othder than that never
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I've never had a problem with public places.. just seems like something for ladies who can't squat.
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